A real classic!
I started out clicking strategically… and by the end was just wildly clicking and dancing in my chair.
CLICK THE SQUARES.
THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.
THIS THIS THIS THIS!
I FEEL LIKE A MUSICAL GENIUS
Yes, the world is still, Black & White, let's just keep it real!
white teen with her lil'sis: "Aw, sister day out"
black teen with her lil'sis: "OMG she gota baby so young?"
White teenage mother: "mistakes happen"
Black teenage mother: "thats so sad" "her father wasn't in her life" "welfare queen" (Black people reaction) "Thats a damn shame she gotta baby" "dumb bitch"
White graffiti artist: art
Black graffiti artist: vandalism
White people with locs/dreads: "OMG you're sucha rebel" "your dreads are so hawt"
Black people with locs/dreads: unprofessional
White girl wearing short shorts: no big deal its summertime
Black girl with short shorts: "she has no respect for herself" (Black people reaction)"she's bringing our race down"
White men sagging: "Swag" "thats just the style"
Black men sagging: gangsta, thug, "he looks suspicious"
The vast majority of drug users?: White people
The vast majority of people incarcerated for drugs?: Black
White people: no stop and search
Black people: "he looks suspicious"
White with a hoodie: "its cold out" "thats the new style"
Black with a hoodie: "he looks suspicious" "he's dangerous and might have some skittles and iced tea"
Whites rapping about money, cars, etc: "this is sooo dope" "swag" "Mac Miller is BEAST!"
Black rapping about money, cars, etc: "this is music?"
White in the Ivy League: Congratz!!
Black in the Ivy League: "sport scholarship?" (Black people reaction)"Oh, you hoop? football or track?"
White college athlete: .....
Black college athlete: "thats the only way they can get in college" "you're only here cus' you can dribble a ball"
White people & rock music: normal
Black people & rock music: "you like this music?" (Black people reaction) "you listen to white people shit?"<---Even though Black people were some of the earliest pioneers of Rock-n-Roll
White ex-con: *processes application* "This is America we believe in second chances"
Black ex-con: Application meet mister trash can
White homophobia: tolerable
Black homophobia: "you guys have always hated gays" "you know thats like slavery"
White in the mall: no need to follow them
Black in the mall: lets play follow the black ma- I mean, leader
White with bad grammar: no big deal
Black with bad grammar: crucified
White & tatted up: body art
Black & tatted up: thug/gangsta
White drug addicts: rehab
Black drug addicts: jail
Movies about the world ending: White man saves the day
Movies about the world ending: about 4billion Asians & around 2 billions Blacks seemingly disappear....
White actors: kings, witches, aliens, warlocks, lawyers, superheroes, teachers, etc.
Black actors: slaves, gangsta, slaves, drug addicts, slaves, poor people.
White woman angry: Justifiable and a lil'bitchy at the most
Black woman angry: Could have had the most shit filled and fucked up day and will always be The Angry Black Woman
White police man: Pillar of the community
Black police man: Pillow for the pillars to blame!
In my top 5 favorite homegrown videos I’ve posted.
Yank that fucking hair like she’s an unruly equine.
